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Best English language narration ever

Tired of waiting 6 months for your crazily weird made in China trinkets? This video will cure you. Ahh, Deal Extreme….. Please never change.


Serbian nationalism


Confusing scammers

From TheScamBaiter


“I posted this on Craigs list yesterday:

Very nice looking item, practically brand new with Warranty

I bought this item about a week and a 1/2 ago, and I do not need it any longer. I only used it once for a project I was in, and now it’s useless to me.

My loss is your gain. I paid almost $4000 for this item, but for today only I am selling it for $2000. The price is firm because this item is basically new, with all manuals, and the box.

You can not fund a better deal on an item on all of Craigs List.

Will ship if needed.

I then get this:

Originally Posted by Item Buyer
I will like to buy the item for my son who is currently in Africa and
am going to pay you through Bank of America transfer direct to your
account and i will like to know the shipping charges and the total
cost so i can proceed on payment. Hope to hear from u soon

I replied:

Originally Posted by Item Seller
I will not accept a bank transfer for this item, is there another way?


Originally Posted by Item Buyer
Thank you for your kind email regarding the Bank of America transfer. I really need this item for my son and want to do transfer. this is safe. Will you accept check? Also note the current conditions of the item and your final asking price to it. Hope to hear from you soon”

I responded back:

Originally Posted by Item Seller
I am sorry, I just dont feel comfortable about giving someone my bacnk details, so a Bank Transfer is out of the question. There are too many scams today, and I just need to be cautious.

As far as the item’s condition, it’s in perfect shape as explained in the item’s description. Your son will love it, i’m sure he has seen this type before.

Yes, I can take a check, but I guess I will have to know exactly where your son lives do I can calculate the shipping costs.

take care,

At this point, I have taken down the craigs list ad so he can not go back and see what he was buying :). Even if he did go back, he would still not know what the hell he was buying.

I hate is when ladgerians use GMAIL!!


He emailed back:

Originally Posted by Item Buyer
can i pls have some pics of the item so i can show my son in africa.

Let me design some pics, and I’ll post it shortly.


I was thinking of something a little more confusing.

I just created the ITEM:

Originally Posted by Item Seller
Thanks for writing back. Please excuse the quality of my camera, it has so many options I am not sure what most of the buttons do. I hope it is clear enough so your son can see that the item looks like it has never been used.

Let me tell you this, it is PERFECT, not one issue at all. I just need your shipping address so I can calculate the costs to your son in Africa.

Take care, and god bless

I attached this:



lol, he does not find anything wrong with the Item’s photo.

Originally Posted by Item Buyer
Hello,I really appreciate your response to my mail.I want you to
consider the item sold, pls do withdraw the advert from craigslist to
avoid disturbance and to be rest assured on my side that i have bought
it.I want you to know that i will be paying via cashier’s check.I will fwd the pic to my son to see if it is the right item. pls pull the advert from the craigs list now.

I have heard back from the buyer:

Originally Posted by Item Buyer
My son want to know what the brand is it. I
will need you to provide me the following information to facilitate
the mailing of the check…

1.Full name to write on the check
2.Full Physical address to post the check
3.Home & Cell Phone to contact you

**I will like you to know that you will not be responsible for
shipping i will have my mover come over as soon as you have cashed the


Yeah, typical check scam where they overpay me and I send the excess funds to the shipper(him). They really do not want the “item” because there is no “shipper”.

Here is where I hit on ram dinurass’s idea. I am going to get the check made out to a very special person:

Originally Posted by Item Seller
The brand name is in the high quality digital photograph that I sent you.

You can make the check out to my father since my Citzens bank account is currently negative due to some stupid IRS crap. Who is the shipper? UPS? DHL? FedEx?

Here is his name, and our address:

Charles Soludo

My cell phone number is: xxxxxxx

You can call me any time you like to discuss the item. If your son has any other questions about the item, please let me know.

BTW, has he ever had one of these before? Why does he want it?

Take care,
Jake Soludo

It looks like I’ll be getting a check made out to Charles Soludo. Once my father get’s the check & burns it, I’ll have a check sent to my girlfriend. Can anyone guess her name?

Originally Posted by Item Buyer
I am going to make the arrangement of $2500 to your father and you will deduct your fee for the item and shipping charges and you will send the rest money to my shipper through western union. My son said the pic u send was not clear because was looking like a rod and shear with interfier so either send me the description in a format which can be understood or take another pic. I want you to get back to me so i can know what next to do pls. Thanks

Originally Posted by Item Seller
That is fine with me, the only thing I ask of you is to give me a tracking number for when you send the check to my father.

You will have to explain how to send your shipper the money too because I have never done that before.

I really hope you can send it soon, as I wanted this sold quickly.

I took a peek at the photo I sent you and it is pretty clear to me, the item looks perfect in that pic, as well as it looks in front of me. Regardless, I took a photo of the other side of the item which should help your son with the item description.

Jake Soludo

p.s. The item’s pic is attached, I used a lower resolution so you could see the whole photo on your screen.
I attached a photo of the “item”, but the other side of it, which is in a lower resolution.


It looks like Charles Soludo is getting a check for sure, unless the feds decide to swipe if from me. Also The Item Buyer is immensely tapered with happiness over the last “item pic”:

Originally Posted by Item Buyer
I talked to my son for FATHER DAY and he said the pics is good so thanks
for your information regarding the item.
The fed ex ha closed for the day and am going to send it on monday
morning and here is my son information.
Name: Emiola Tobi
Address: N4/464b Agbadagbudu old adeoyo road
City: Ibadan
State: oyo
Zip Code:23402
hope to hear from you soon.

This scammer is an incredible douchebag. I’ll work on the Miriam Abacha check later :)”


Concrete wall destruction test


For those who prefer to watch moving images instead:

UK Libertarian Party gets ready to battle evil

From The UK Libertarian Party website

On the 1st of January 2009, the Libertarian Party celebrated its first Birthday. From its inception at the beginning of 2008 support for the Libertarian ideals laid out in our manifesto has been steadily growing, and today we have taken the first major steps from that single national structure into regional Branch formations.

We have formally launched the South East Branch this morning, to add to the one we have in the North West, and new Branches throughout the country will soon follow, as will the names and details of our first PPC’s and Local Election Candidates, which will continually be updated as new candidates are taken through our selection process.

As this country slips further into Authoritarian rule the support for Libertarian ideals has never been stronger, or more vocal.

However, as people who are coming to LPUK are telling us in no uncertain terms, the Conservative Party has no room for Libertarian thought, Cameron has made clear that he will be continuing on the present path to a Federal Europe and will not be walking with Libertarians , Osborne is providing more Keynesian economics, and William Hague has refused to commit to a referendum if the Lisbon Treaty is ratified. In other words, more of the same under a disguised ‘nudge’.

Those who have come to us from the LibDems tell of horrific infighting, with the SDP controlled leadership squeezing the Liberal element out of the party, marginalising them at branch level and suggesting that there is no room in the modern LibDem party for them. The LibDems have lost their Liberal roots and become the Social Democratic party, set to continue where Brown leaves off. More of the same.

Both LibDems and Conservatives are on a collision course with the British people, 57% of whom have now indicated that they no longer wish to remain in the EU. They are looking for a genuinely free society, services that work, lower taxes, much smaller government, less nannying and laws that are Made in Britain.

The voters of Britain are not stupid people, they are not happy about being led on the road to Authoritarian rule, and they are more than aware that the Libertarian Party is the only party that offers a direct rebut to the path we are currently on.

Like all political parties the Libertarian Party relies on donations to keep it going. We urge you to make generous contributions to allow us to continue to mount the challenge, to provide the voters of Britain a voice for Liberty against this backdrop of Authoritarian politics.

To those who continue to spin the State line that we are still a free country, I would suggest a quick review of the facts that would tell you otherwise.

Iain Dale published Damian Green’s wife’s top ten tips on what to do if your home is being searched by the Police. How has it come to pass that we now consider this an every day event?

How has it come to pass that we consider the list below every day events?

Ballot Boxes are interfered with
Voting registers go missing
The Police can kill innocent people and get away with it
You can be put in prison for 42 days on pure suspicion
You can be put in prison indefinitely on the word of a politician
The State can torture people
Your children are monitored at School by Political Officers

Your children’s fingerprints are taken without your consent by willing teachers
Their behaviour is logged on a State database for their entire lives
Your innocent fingerprints, iris scans and biometrics are held by the State
You do not have the right to remain silent
You are watched on 4 million CCTV cameras
You may not photograph the Police

The media is controlled by the State
You do not have the right to protest peacefully
Curfews exist for entire communities
Your travel movements are logged and monitored
Who you vote for is logged and monitored
Your shopping habits are studied and logged by the State
Your emails and telephone conversations are recorded by the State

Your Bank and financial detailed are accessed by the State
Your passport can be withdrawn at the whim of the State
Government agencies can use lie detector tests on you.

List of life in the UK from Old Holborn.

Is this how a free country works?

If like me you think the answer is No, then join the Libertarian Party, help us to work to give you those lost freedoms back.

If you want to make a donation to LPUK so we can continue to stand for your rights, and I will be very honest here, yes, we need your money, click here

If you want to stand at Local Elections or as a Member of Parliament yourself to make that difference, then email us at

No, we don’t have all the answers, anyone who tells you that they do is lying, but we believe that we are putting forward far more credible options than the Conservatives or the LibDems.

The world is a very fluid place at the moment, there is an air of uncertainty over Economics, military posturing, the real threats of terrorism, energy security, food security and much more as governments around the world are forcing us into Global governence, Global financial control, unelected european control.

We are looking for your help to get the LPUK ready for the Local Elections and then General Elections, we intend standing, we intend fighting this battle at the ballot box, for we are no longer prepared to stand by and watch our Country destroyed from the inside out.

n.b. LPUK will not be standing in the European Elections. Until the people of Britain have made a decision on EU political union through a referendum, we consider that the European Parliament is not a legal institution and we shall not provide it false respectability.

And now some advise to curtesy of..

Damian Green’s Wife on the 10 Things To Do If Your Home Is Being Searched By The Police

Some time ago, I helped Damian Green’s wife, Alicia Collinson, publish a book called POLITICS FOR PARTNERS. It’s a sort of self help book designed for anyone who is unfortunate enough to find themselves married, or partnered to a politician. It was culled from the experiences of more than 100 spouses, partners and children of parliamentary politicians. It was supposed to be a comprehensive handbook on how to be supportive in political life, yet it unaccountably failed to include advice on what to do when your politician is arrested and you find your home being searched for evidence. Even though it’s unlikely to happen again, Alicia does not want her colleagues to be unprepared, and has written an updating chapter to add to the existing book, especially for me to publish on this blog…


1. General notes: Take notes right from the start, recording precise times, names & ranks, things said to you and phone numbers (both received and dialled). After it’s all over, you’ll probably need to write a detailed record of what happened, from your personal experience, and it’s much easier if you record everything, as it happens.

2. Formal documents: Keep copies of every document shown to you and retain any business card. Ask questions about what they’re searching for. Check carefully the details of any search warrant. You will have to give names and dates of birth of all people who live in the house, even children away at university.

3. Police recordings: Assume everything you say and do is being recorded (and assume your emails, phone calls and texts are being intercepted). Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean you’re not subject to surveillance. If you feel unhappy, scared or intimidated, you should say so to the officers and they will make a note of what you have said in their notebooks.

4. Photographs: Take photographs of everything that is going on around you. If you’re not under arrest and you live in the house you’re perfectly entitled to do this. Make sure your camera (if digital) shows the accurate time and date.

5. Hospitality and food: Always have enough milk in the house, so you can offer coffee or tea. Eat proper meals during the search – it may go on a long time and you need to keep your blood sugar topped up, particularly if you’re suffering from shock. The same applies to children: there is something very comforting about filling the house with the smell of grilling sausages.

6. Copies of items seized: You are entitled to be told precisely what is being taken from your house. It is wise to insist on having copies of all the documents, and to take photographs of any item being removed before it leaves your house (even if those things have already been put into ‘evidence’ bags). It is generally better to make physical copies of documents or to scan them, rather than to photograph them, as photographs can be distorted. If you have a photocopier with a sheet feeder it is much quicker than putting individual sheets on a scanner. You are entitled to challenge the removal of any item which does not appear to be covered by the terms of the search warrant.

7. Spring cleaning afterwards: The knowledge that police officers have gone through every room in the house and have taken photographs of everything, can leave you feeling as violated as if the house has been burgled. Take control of these feelings by having a major tidy up around the house after they’ve gone. Move the furniture around, put up new pictures, and do all the filing that you’d been putting off. Upgrade your mobile phone if they have insisted on taking full details of the serial numbers.

8. Recycle redundant electronic goods: Make sure, when upgrading any mobile phone, to dispose of the old handset rather than leave it in a desk drawer and forget about it. That can save the police wasting a huge amount of time packing it up as ‘evidence’ for detailed technical investigation in a neat cardboard box, held in place with plastic ties, when it hasn’t been used for years. The same goes for old laptop computers and old printers.

9. Attendant publicity: However discreet the police may be in searching your home, if you are in the public eye, the media will soon be very interested in the fact that your home has been searched. As a rule of thumb, the interest can be measured by the number of photographers camped outside your home at any moment. (If you ask them nicely, they will not take pictures of your children, but you may have to put up with some pretty unattractive pictures of yourself.)

10. Sources of photographs: A word of warning: if your children’s friends have taken photographs of the whole family while on holiday, and put them on a site like Facebook, then it’s very easy for newspapers to lift them to illustrate a story about you, even if you have been extremely careful not to supply family photographs to the press, to try to preserve some privacy for your children.

Group of Santas take on the surveillance state

“Ho Ho Ho! Death to the surveillance state! Free movement for all people! lumps of coal to all of those who make it their business to watch and control.”

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