Kim Jon Il – Glorious leader and master of all physical matter in the Universe

“Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the brilliant statesman, political genius, prodigious humanist, and invincible military commander leads the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea forward in a way that not a single enemy can understand or presuppose…..”

Not only a genius of cinematic art, The Great Leader’s talents also extend to the closet.

Pyongyang, November 29 (KCNA) — General Secretary Kim Jong Il enjoys highest praises as the great man, political leader and famous person ranking first in the world for his great ideological and theoretical feats and wise leadership, noble personality and virtues.

I think I must have missed this, although I do vouch for it’s authenticity. How could anyone deny the unparrallelled love and admiration for our Great Leader the world over?

Curtsey of state TV, government approved hairstyles are laid out as to acquaint one with their place in the DPRK. Isn’t totalitarianism fun?

The five-part series, entitled “Let’s trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle”, exhorted Koreans to opt for one of several officially sanctioned haircuts, including the crew cut and the “high, middle and low” styles. Hair should be kept between 1cm and 5cm in length and should be trimmed every 15 days.

More North Korean propaganda videos can be found at the channels below, including state newscasts and general hillarity associated with the worshipping of The Little Troll:


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